The following made me smile:
- the $1000+ price the pharmacist quoted me for a 30-day supply of medication. The smile came after I picked myself up from the floor, after I got mad at our insurance company, and made a couple of stinky calls. Then I started laughing over the ridiculous price. (I didn’t get the medication–one that has seriously made a difference in my life)
saying hello to a man at the hardware store, who said hello—only to find that he was attached to a bluetooth thing in his ear.
Learning why I couldn’t see through my contacts—I had two contacts in my left eye and one in my right. Don’t ask me how I did that….no clue. Maybe I shouldn’t be in such a hurry?
There is a new owner of the property across the street of our little house in Missouri. Apparently, he raises cows, and I’m seriously keeping my fingers crossed that he isn’t forming a dairy farm….a smell I don’t think I can get used to.
Anyway, the new owner has been bulldozing hills, removing trees, and putting up a barbed wire fence to keep his cows from being stars in the local police blotter for running amok.
I will be knocking on his door asking if he is planning to tear down his barn and if I can demolish it for him. I won’t be using my sledge hammer, and I’m pretty sure I would have to pitch a fit to convince my husband that my intention is to tear apart a barn.
I want that barn wood. I have some ideas….