Since I was on the subject of Ms. Neighbor, Destructor of Vegetation, I thought this may be of some use in our yard.
Yes, a life-sized Bigfoot, or Yeti–whatever you want to call it.
Where we hail from, it would be called Bigfoot. I’m not sure why they are calling this life-size, because the large statue is only 6 feet tall. I always thought that Bigfoot was larger than man.
But, what do I know—I’ve never seen one, and we have camped in their stomping grounds.
Or better yet, maybe this one to hang on one of our oaks to let New Neighbor know I have my eyes on her.
These can be found at the link highlighted above, or—yes, you can find them on Amazon.
I thought they were totally useless items to plunk down hard earned money, but now I’m rethinking my original thought.
Hope y’all have a happy Thursday!